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Freedom

This is a little old – from 9 months ago, but here it is:

This is it. I’m finally free. A few days ago I handed in my military ID was given my discharge certificate and a reservist ID. So I’m not entirely free, not for the next 15 years, but more freedom is better than less.

On the way to the bakum on that fateful Tuesday I was surprised yet again at how low bureaucracy can stoop. I got on a bus and presented the driver with my ID and a card saying that on that day I was allowed to use public transportation for free, while still wearing civilian clothing. He told me to turn it around and I saw that trains and Dan buses (city buses for the Tel Aviv area) were excluded. Somebody please explain to me how I was supposed to get to the bakum without Dan buses. No appreciation – the State does anything to save a buck – and by that point I couldn’t do anything about it, and I just wanted to be done with the whole thing already.

The driver was nice enough to let me ride for free anyway.

Freedom, by the way, isn’t always all it’s cracked up to be. But it’s still good to be free. I would, and will do it again – getting those brown envelopes with the triangles on them in the mail gives you an odd sensation that is a mix of duty and doom that you just don’t get from anything else.

Stupid People

Who has sex on train tracks?!

I got nothing.

St. Ahmadinejad

Humanitarian of the year, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, had another meeting while enjoying his stay in the free world he loathes so much, with idiots from Code Pink.

Apparently the founding members left the meeting with positive views of the Iranian tyrant. Jodie Evans, co-founding member: “He’s really about peace and human rights and respecting justice.

Of course he is! Whenever I think of human rights, publicly stoning homosexuals to death is the first thing that comes to mind.

And people wonder why the “progressive community doesn’t have more influence in American politics.

Hat tip to Noah Pollack at Commentary for shocking me with this sort of thing, yet again.

Also a Parasite

Just for the record, people like Bar Refaeli are just as abhorrent as the parasites I mentioned before. Getting married only to evade serving your country (she got divorced very soon after being exempted from service) makes you no less of a parasite.

Then again what more do you expect from Israel’s equivalent of Paris Hilton – “Israel or Uganda…It makes no difference to me…What, isn’t it better to live in New York?”

Maybe Israel is finally doing something about people who should really be in jail instead of getting paid to represent Israel. I’d like to think so, but it’s much more likely that these 18-year olds just found a way to stalk people on facebook all day long as part of their service.

Who Needs This Stuff?

Since returning to the US a few weeks ago, one thing that has struck me more than anything else is the enormous amount of utterly ridiculous products. Case in point here.

This is an instrument designed to open a can that has already been designed to be easy to open!

Other ridiculous products include buckets of margarita mix, a one egg sized frying pan, and a soda can crusher. Edison was right – I don’t know how much perspiration was involved in coming up with these inventions, but I doubt there was a whole lot of inspiration involved. Then again, genius…?

On the other hand, if stores keep stocking these products, people must be buying them. Who are these people, and why do they need 3 quarts of margarita mix?